black friday 2026 special:
the pattern clinic
YOU KNOW YOUR ENNEAGRAM TYPE.
You know “why” you do it.
You still do it.
IT'S STILL IN THE WAY.
YOU ARE STILL BEING DRAGGED BY IT.
BUT IT SERVES A DEFENSIVE PURPOSE.
Let's find out what it's actually BEEN for.
4 PRIVATE COACHING SESSIONS
to understand the recurring bullsh*t patterns you keep repeating, contending with, and absolutely do not want to bring into 2027…
unpack what's holding them in place and the purpose they serve…
and finally start doing something differently than you have automatically been doing it.
sessions redeemable between January-March 2027
payment plans available
SALE ENDS IN…
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS…
BUT THE THING YOU ARE WHITE-KNUCKLING YOUR WAY THROUGH IS A SYMPTOM.
PERSONALITY SERVES A DEFENSIVE PURPOSE.
We're distracted solving for the wrong thing.
Your personality isn't the problem. Automaticity is.
Your type is neutral. Every trait you have is an asset or a liability, and the only difference is whether you're choosing it or it's choosing you.
When it's automatic, personality keeps you away from YOU.
When it's chosen, it's one of the best things about you.
Personality automatically serves a defensive purpose.
Do you know what it's defending?
THE FOUR SESSIONS
understand the pattern: what's really happening? why do i keep doing it?
You'll leave with: a clear picture of the pattern we're after, why it matters to you, and where we need to dig and excavate.
UNPACK THE PATTERN: WHAT IN MY PERSONALITY IS KEEPING ME STUCK HERE? WHAT'S AUTOMATIC?
You'll leave with: a real understanding of what the pattern is for, and GO BEYOND understanding the mechanics so we can make that pattern serve us as an asset.
EXPERIMENT WITH THE PATTERN: WHAT DO I DO INSTEAD? HOW DO I DO THIS DIFFERENTLY THAN I AUTOMATICALLY WOULD?
You'll leave with: a realistic alternative to your automatic response, tested in your actual life, and a protocol to fall on.
INTEGRATE THE NEW PATTERN: HOW DO I MAKE THIS STICK? MAKE IT THE NEW AUTOMATIC?
You'll leave with: a personal way to keep going without me, and a way to catch the pattern when it comes back (it will, you're just in control this time, baby)
BLACK FRIDAY SALE SPECIAL OFFER AND PRICING
THE PATTERN CLINIC
FOUR, private 1-HR SESSIONS
$799 VALUE
$629
payment plans available
SALE VALID UNTIL 11:59 EST ON 11/30
SESSIONS REDEEMABLE ANYTIME BETWEEN JAN-MAR. 2027
THE PATTERN CLINIC
isn't for everyone…
everyone who doesn't know their Enneagram type
everyone who wants their hand held or to argue for their limitations (you can keep them)
everyone who wants someone to tell them what they already know they need to be doing, hoping the facts will change
everyone who wants a yes-person
everyone who is not ready for tangible, actionable, do-yourself-into-a-new-way-of-living kind of work
everyone who wants to learn forever with no movement (no judgment, just not here)
… but it IS for someone.
someone who isn't an expert by any means, but knows their Enneagram type and is aware of their adjacent tendencies
someone who is asking, “how do I do this in real life?” with no straight answer
someone sick of the self-help noise and trying to do the opposite of what they normally do, and is now wondering if this is just how they are
someone who doesn't want to lose themselves in breaking their patterns, and finds generic Enneagram advice to be out of touch, unavailable, and unrealistic (it is)
someone who can feel that the thing they keep attempting to fix isn't actually the real thing
someone UNARGUABLY ready to do things differently than they would automatically do them
SAVE $170 WITH THIS SALE ONLY …
THE PATTERN CLINIC DOESN'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF THIS SPECIAL!
Let go or
be dragged...
Take the defense out of the equation and all the good shit you're terrified of losing is still there.
I'm not going to tell you to be the opposite of who you are. I'm going to help you build a real sense of self underneath the pattern, so that when the pattern fires, you can hold the two side by side:
what the pattern is telling you, and what's actually true and what you actually want.
I'm a type 2.
For years I was so focused on everyone else that I never developed an inner life of my own. No interiority meant nowhere to look for what I needed, so I outsourced it. My needs, my self-love, my whole sense of who I was lived in how I thought other people felt about me. I knew my type. I could explain it. And I was still handing myself away.
I still compete with that pattern, because personality serves a defensive purpose and it doesn't retire. The difference is I know what to do now. I go back to what I actually want or need, solve the real problem, break the pattern from the inside out, and take the information I need from it.
I was at a let go or be dragged point in my life. I have a feeling you're there, too.
You're among friends.
I'm not going to hand you a fix and send you on your way.
I'm going to spend every minute of our time building the muscle, so you can do this without me, forever.
I'll be the expert on the enneagram.
You be the expert on you.
After four sessions, you can expect:
A real understanding of one (or more) recurring pattern and what it's for.
Clarity about the beliefs, interpretations, and defenses that keep it running.
A precise sense of where your response goes automatic, and where automatic beliefs need to be kicked out and replaced with absolute ones
Real life experience trying to live the pattern differently in your everyday world, not just in Enneagram theory
A clear picture of what makes change hard for you and what helps…and how to build your toolbox
An understanding of your father pattern and the capacities you need to build to go from PERSONALITY to SELF.
A way to keep doing this work after we're done, because it's your life and not mine.
More than one option when the things that normally trip you up show up
faq
I already know my Enneagram type. Is this too basic?
This is the opposite of basic. We start where most type material stops: after you know your type and want to know why it still isn't changing what you do.
I don't know what my pattern is. is that a problem?
No, it's perfect... Session One is partly about finding it. We'll get excavating if you can show up open and ready.
What If I don't know my type?
The Pattern Clinic may not be for you. These four intense sessions are more about application than anything else. Let's start with a typing session, toots!
I love love!
Client love…
Even if you think you've got a grasp on your type and why you do the things you do, I promise you'll come out of this with something new and immediately applicable to be the best version of yourself.
—Kylee
Jackie is so great. I’m grateful for the opportunity I had to talk with her and to get to know her. I often say “I’m a complicated order” to people, but honestly, I’m just human and Jackie is helping me unpack that.
—Ashley
I have come to realizations and discovered things with Jackie’s help that I don’t think I could have discovered without her. She knows exactly what to ask to get you to uncover your own blocks and be the best version of you.
—Cher
I love the words and pictures Jackie provides to help explain and support a perspective. I’ve already felt shifts in my thinking which helps me take responsibility for the outcome. I would easily recommend Jackie if you are invested in understanding the “why” for yourself.
—Julie-Ann
I'm not promising you'll never repeat the pattern.
That would be a ridiculous promise to make about four hours of coaching, decades of life experience, and a defensive purpose that personality serves.
But I'm promising focus, structure, and my full attention on the thing that's been repeating long enough, so you can break up with the bullsh*t for GOOD.
You don't have to become a different person.
You do have to get willing to question whether the way you learned to respond is the only way you can.
Let go, or be dragged.